I bet he comes in French.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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