Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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