Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
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Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
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If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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