Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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