she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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