it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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