I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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