He kissed a someone with a penis
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Cover your peen. We're going out.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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