therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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