At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
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I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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