Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
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She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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