Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
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Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
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Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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