forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
