D3 body, D1 cock
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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