My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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