Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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