There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
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My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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