shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
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3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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