Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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