How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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