It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
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I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize