I CAN MOONWALK!
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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