People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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