A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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