I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
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