so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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