Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
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