So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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