do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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