I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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