i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
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I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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