I wanna passion pit in your ass
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
The ass gains better be worth it
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