i jhust puked up my retainher.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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