Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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