How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
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shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
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If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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