happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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