1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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