When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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