If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
It's never too late to be topless.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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