Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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