I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
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By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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