Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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