I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
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I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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