doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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