I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
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don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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