I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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