I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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