oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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