what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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