Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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