Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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