My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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