my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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