We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
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Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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