don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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